My name is Sarah. I'm a sorority girl, Harry Potter obsessor, crafty crazy, an Allstar Weekend and Big Time Rush Fanatic, and , lastly, an incredible geek. Read my tumblr if you're a Sigma Kappa, nerd, or just want to be entertained!

scientificenterprise:

my role at family functions is to look the best and to drink the wine

tinaturnip:

sneakymonster:

you are the dancing queen, young and sweet only seventeen.

that is a raccoon

tinaturnip:

sneakymonster:

you are the dancing queen, young and sweet only seventeen.

that is a raccoon

(Source: looo-ch)

You’ll never find true love if you’re not true to yourself.

— Polish Tamales (via polishtamales)

I don’t even care! I’m not walking down the aisle with that fucking linebacker!

—Random jerk at work, bitching to his friends, who is not a prize.

Work Environment

johannesdesilenti0:

Apparently my job is full of homophobics, and sexists. Nice.

It’s so true.

sorayachemaly:

23 Women Show Us Their Favorite Position 

by Elizabeth Plank

When reality television star and fashion blogger Lauren Conrad was asked what her “favorite position” was on a live radio program a while back, the women listening held their breath. Read the whole piece